One photo –
and they know it all.
Or so the AI claims – after one look at a single picture. Find out what it thinks it knows about you.
01 What happens here
Upload an image – that is all it takes. The AI reads an entire life out of it: estimated age, origin, occupation, interests, presumed buying behaviour. It even names where someone could be exploited. On top of that malziME works out what this profile would be worth on the data market, and reveals what travels along unnoticed inside the picture: camera, time and place.
Yet the machine knows nothing at all. It just sounds suspiciously certain – and that is the point where a room starts to think.
02 No show. Real AI.
No script, no prepared result, no sleight of hand. Every photo goes to a real AI model. What appears on screen comes into being while everyone watches.
That is the difference between „someone told me that…“ and „I just saw it myself“.
03 Why it lands
That data is being collected is common knowledge. It just does not touch anyone – until your own face is on the projector and a machine starts explaining who you are.
- Knowledge turns into experience. „They collect data anyway“ is a shrug. Your own profile on the screen is a moment.
- It gets things wrong – and judges anyway. The misfire is what lands: this is exactly how such systems decide about people they have never seen.
- The conversation starts on its own. People compare, object, laugh – and suddenly everyone is talking about data trails, with nobody having to lecture.
04 In three steps
- Pick a photo
- Watch
- Talk
That is all there is to it. And you do not even need a photo of your own – three demo images are ready and run through the same real analysis.
Only when a lot of people arrive at once can it take longer: the AI provider allows just a certain number of requests per hour. How busy it is right now is shown at malzi.me/stats.
05 One tool, two registers
Factual, sober, without theatrics. For adults, parents’ evenings and every setting where the subject should speak for itself.
And then the version that really grabs teenagers: deliberately exaggerated, provocative, merciless. The whole page tips into the dark with it – the difference needs no explaining, you see it. Like this.
One click separates the two. That makes the same tool reach from a school class all the way to teacher training.
06 And your data? Stays yours.
A tool that teaches about data protection must not trample on it. So:
- No account, no tracking cookies. No sign-up, no persistent IP address, no advertising, no selling of data. The photo is deleted automatically right after the analysis – usually within seconds.
- The location stays out. GPS details from the image never reach our servers. They are read on the device and are not sent with the upload.
- The analysis runs in Europe. The photo goes to a French AI provider via its EU endpoint – deliberately not to one of the large US AI services.
- And you do not have to take our word for it. The entire source code is open on GitHub – readable line by line.
Everything in detail is in the privacy policy.
And because a tool should work for everyone: malziME is built to WCAG 2.2 AA and continuously tested – see the accessibility statement.
What does the AI read
from your photo?
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For questions about workshops, talks or classroom use: info@malzi.me